HAPPENSTANCE: 13) MIRANDA'D

Fiction... or Fact?

“Here’s what we’re going to do,” says the officer.  “I’m going to give you a free pass on felony trespass, with a warning.  And what I suggest you do is file a missing person report because I see no evidence that any crime has been committed here.  It’s almost dark and, since you don’t have a flashlight, I also  suggest you follow us back up the trail a…