Awakening in Santa Ynez, I hit Pony Espresso on Sagunto Street for a lavender latte before returning to Montecito, and Bank of America.
There, I withdraw $7,000 (screw what’s owed to the IRS) and, since I’d never heard back from my Healdsburg branch, I request a copy of my most recent statement after police detained me in Pasadena. Huddled across a desk…
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