LO MEIN

Gloriously Absurd (both the story and the price)

It’s not even signed!

And I pulped a bunch of copies after I got tired of storing them…

So this presents several intriguing possibilities:

1. Lo Mein has quietly become a cult classic and nobody told me.

2. Some rogue pricing bot suffered a psychotic break.

3. A money-laundering operation has chosen my literary output as its preferred transfer mechanism.

Alternatively, if you don’t mind a copy with “pages that have considerable notes/highlighting”… only $199 at Abe Books!

Charming.