“PUTIN SET TO MAKE IT HARDER FOR RUSSIANS TO AVOID MILITARY CALL-UP AS FEARS GROW OVER NEW MOBILIZATION WAVE”
The message is clear to 20 million men throughout Russia: GET OUT NOW!
Because in addition to conscripting 500,000 more of them for sacrifice to his vanity, Mad Vlad Putin is set to impose travel restrictions to prevent those of military age from leaving the country.
Moreover, we have learned that Putin also has plans to freeze the bank accounts of all those called up to service, thereby making it more difficult for them to flee, along with suspending driving licenses, banning real estate transactions and prohibiting loans.
These tactics are geared to ensure they have no choice but accept a one-way ticket to Putin’s frontline meatgrinder.
“SOLDIERS MAKE SECRET PACT TO ‘DESTROY’ PUTIN’S EMPIRE FROM WITHIN”
The Chechens are finally remembering that 20 years ago Putin did to them what he’s now doing to the Ukrainians: Conducting bloody atrocities against civilians, including women and children.
As Russia steadily weakens, the Chechens will finally take their revenge. And Russia like the Soviet Union before it will be split into pieces (some of which China will happily help itself).
“LEAKED PENTAGON DOCS: KREMLIN PLANS TO ‘THROW’ PUTIN’S WAR WHILE HE’S GETTING CHEMO”
When you have Russian National Security Council Secretary Nicolay Patrushev and Russian Chief of the General Staff Valeri Gerasimov against you, the end is nigh for Vlad (if cancer doesn’t claim him first).
According to a reliable source, General Gerasimov put it this way: "When that fucker dies, this hellish war will end.”
The sooner the better for all humanity.
The word this, new treatments for Putin's various maladies are not working, and he's turning into a big baby.
Power, palaces, billions of dollars, yachts and expensive wristwatches are no match for poor health and the grim reaper.
What goes round comes round so perhaps putrid Putin is paying the price for all the misery he has caused.
Speaking of which...
"PUTIN'S RIVAL BEING 'SLOWLY POISONED' IN PAINFUL ASSASSINATION AS HE LOSES 18 LBS IN DAYS & SUFFERS SEIZURES"
Alexie Navalny, the man who should be ruling Russia, is politically imprisoned by Putin on trumped-up charges.
It is not the first time Navalny has been poisoned by Putin's goons. Three years ago the FSB slipped a chemical agent called Novichuck into Navalny's underwear. Alexie needed treatment from doctors in Germany to recover. And when he returned to Russia, Putin had him imprisoned for violating probation (on an earlier trumped-up charge) for having left Russia to seek proper medical attention.
"PUTIN CRITIC JAILED IN TREASON CASE FOR 25 YEARS."
Who: Vladimir Kara-Murza, a 41 year-old opposition party politician and father of three.
Where: Moscow.
When: 17 April.
Why: For criticizing Putin and his war on Ukraine.
“FED UP WITH LA POTHOLE, ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER FILLS IT HIMSELF”
The larger government grows, the less it does.
Whether terminating a pothole or defending your home, it is do-it-yourself time.
Next thing we’ll hear is that the Governator has been arrested for improving public property, perhaps a felony in LA while assault and batteries are lessened to misdemeanors and offenders quickly released without bail.
“HOW ROBERT F. KENNEDY JR.’S HISTORY OF DRUG ADDICTION & WOMANIZING MAKES HIS RUN FOR PRESIDENT A LONG SHOT”
Translation: Neither Joe Biden nor Gavin Gruesome are happy about this candidacy and the knives have already come out.
It doesn’t seem to faze Bobby. Officially announcing his candidacy at a rally in Boston he told a crowd of enthusiastic supporters, “I’ve got so many skeletons in my closet that if they would vote I could be king of the world.”
Former congressman Dennis Kucinich of Ohio introduced RFK Jr. as the “Paul Revere of our time.”
Anyone who opposed the Covid lockdowns and vaccines for kids is most definitely (and defiantly) one of the heroes of our time. RFK Jr. doesn’t just question authority, he stands up to it—and even to establishment-adoring members of his own family.
I don’t generally like the idea of political dynasties. But RFK Jr. is a genuine profile in courage and I hope his father and uncle are looking down with pride.
Just watch as mainstream media try to do a takedown of this outsider trying to end kleptocratic collusion between corporate America and big government.
“DALAI LAMA APOLOGIZES OVER VIDEO ASKING CHILD TO ‘SUCK’ HIS TONGUE SPARKS OUTCRY”
Even Buddhism is not immune from pedos.
Call a spade a spade, no excuses, not even a “cultural” defense.
And speaking of pedos…
“ROMAN POLANSKI’S VICTIM DEFENDS DIRECTOR WHO RAPED HER WHEN SHE WAS 13”
This was NOT an isolated incident for Roman Polanski. He was doing his serial “thing” right, left and center with underage girls—and finally got caught, tip of the iceberg.
I knew a girl growing up in West Hollywood who got snagged by Polanski’s web of shenanigans. She is no longer alive having turned to drugs like so many innocent young girls do after succumbing to the desires of pedos like Roman Polanski.
To hell with him—or at least exile to France, let the French sanction perverse antics.
Your daughters and granddaughters have been safer for the last 45 years without Polanski lurking around.
“B.O. COULD TRIGGER HOSTILITY TOWARDS REFUGEES”
Body Odor will henceforth be politically acceptable because it is now associated with refugees—and refugees are the Democrats’ most precious darlings, as in future voters expected to tilt elections in their favor.
So suck it up and get ready to hold your nose more often. Or lose your deodorant and join the party.
Because it is your complaint and not the stink that will soon be considered offensive.
“FBI WARNS CONSUMERS NOT TO USE PUBLIC PHONE CHARGING STATIONS"
News you can use: Always carry your own charger and use it only in a normal electrical outlet.
NEVER use a public charging station or you run the risk of having all your data stolen and used for ID theft.
“FEDERAL OFFICIALS WARN OF NEW ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE SCAM”
You receive a telephone call supposedly from a loved one pleading for money to get out of some kind of situation (kidnap, jail). It is actually a voice-cloning program created by artificial intelligence (AI).
Sign of a scam: The cloned voice requests a wire transfer, cryptocurrency, gift cards or credit card numbers with PINs.
Don’t fall for it. Track your loved one down. Chances are, everything is just fine.
And this: California’s Department of Financial Protection & Innovation (DFPI) is cracking down on investor fraud.
It has named the following companies that are suspect and have been warned by the state to cease and desist:
· Maxpread Technologies and Jan Gregory Cerato.
· Harvest Keeper.
· Visque Capital
· Coinbot.
· QuantFund.
These companies purport to use AI as one of their lures to potential investors.
States DFPI: “These schemes may seem as if they are operating as promised – for a certain amount of time. For weeks, months, or even years, investors see their account balances steadily increase. In the early stages, they will process investors’ withdrawal requests to gain investors’ trust and encourage them to recruit others. However, a time will come when the scheme stops processing withdrawals and then the website goes dark, leaving investors without a way to access their funds. By then it’s too late and the scammers have disappeared with investors’ money.”
If you’ve invested with any of these companies, get your money out NOW.
If anyone suggests you invest in any one of them, RUN.
“WHY DO I KEEP WAKING UP AT 3 A.M.?”
Maybe because you invested with one the companies named above?
Actually, 3:00 a.m. syndrome is when you awaken at precisely 3 a.m. and cannot get back to sleep. It is a global human phenomenon among all races and faiths.
Three a.m. is known as “The Devil’s Hour,” so called for two reasons, one religious, the other physiological.
Religious: Jesus of Nazareth was crucified at 3 p.m. so naturally the devil must reside at the opposite time. Add this: Pope John Paul II decreed that 3-5:30 a.m. is a “demonic period.”
Secular: The human body is weakest between three and five in the morning when its immune system is at its most vulnerable. Most people with terminal illnesses or car crash injuries die during that period.
In addition, mental health practitioners consider awakening at 3 a.m. a potential prelude to clinical depression.
“It is always darkest,” said the Reverend Thomas Fuller in 1650, “just before the day dawneth.”
But the simplest answer to this vexing question is that the human liver begins to regenerate at 3 a.m. If your liver does not have enough sugar, you wake up.
The simplest solution for not waking up is to drink a small amount of fruit juice before bed. Even better, choose cherry juice because cherries contain melatonin, a natural sleep aid.