NEWS REVUE
Clooney's Ego Bruised! The Boss Gets Fused! James Comey Unused! Ellen Confused!
This was published earlier today in Santa Barbara Current.
“Joe Biden ‘didn’t recognize George Clooney’” (The Telegraph)
This explains why Clooney cast the first stone: His ego was crushed!
“Bruce Springsteen is pissed off as he makes explosive statements in historic Manchester gig” (Manchester Evening News)
It’s not just a guitar string that snapped.
Voters didn’t listen to BRUCEEEEEE.
(Another bashed ego?)
“Former FBI Director James Comey under investigation for post seen as a potential threat to Trump's life” (NBC News)
This is trivial BS.
It’s Comey walking the beach while trying to remain relevant—long after his relevancy expired.
Memo to Comey: Chill. Enjoy nature, don’t desecrate it with Sally selling sea shells by the sea shore.
Memo to everyone else: Don’t bite. This isn’t a threat — it’s a retirement hobby with poor optics. What we’re watching isn’t criminal. It’s just sad.
And it gets sadder…
“Audio of Hur interview reveals Biden’s apparent memory stumbles, sparking renewed scrutiny” (NY Post)
I almost spiked this item out of sympathy for Joe Biden’s cancer.
But, no. This is not about Joe’s diagnosis. It’s about the people around him—family, strategists, donors—who knew what we’re only now hearing and chose to lie.
The timing of the cancer revelation? Not lost on anyone. It arrived just after the release of Special Counsel Robert Hur’s audio interview with the President.
Spin the story away.
This wasn’t a man fumbling trivia. This was the President of the United States struggling to remember his own public life. And his personal life. A man who couldn’t remember when his own son died.
Those around Joe conspired to conceal the truth from everyone and cling to power.
Deception, deception, and more deception. Month after month—and probably years.
Going forward, we should have nothing but disdain for those who lied to America.
And Democratic Party bosses got exactly what they deserved for remaining mute until the truth they tried in vain to hide could no longer be suppressed: A brutal defeat at the ballot box, a public reckoning—and a Trump presidency.
“Rogue communication devices found in Chinese solar power inverters” (Reuters)
Well, well, well—a foundation of sabotage in the making.
U.S. investigators have discovered concealed communication hardware—like cellular radios—embedded in Chinese-made solar power inverters. These devices could allow backdoor access to critical infrastructure, potentially bypassing firewalls and opening up the power grid to remote sabotage. Experts warn these “rogue radios” could trigger blackouts or grid collapses, especially as Chinese hardware dominates global solar infrastructure.
Solar is not just renewable—it’s a CCP spy-and-sabotage program.
“Putin snubs Zelensky peace talks” (The Telegraph)
Zelensky is willing to meet Putin.
Putin is unwilling to meet Zelensky.
Who’s the coward?
“US ambassador: I quit Ukraine because Trump is ‘complicit’ with Russia” (The Guardian)
The ambassador’s departure—and her courage in resigning on principle—should be a wake-up call.
Putin is a psychopathic liar. The world knows this. Trump should too, by now.
This war is not a misunderstanding—it is aggression, plain and brutal.
The pressure must be on the aggressor, not the victim.
Anything less is appeasement.
“Iran has ‘sort of’ agreed nuclear deal, Trump says” (The Telegraph)
Sorry, Don—”sort of” doesn’t cut it.
Neither do signed treaties.
VERIFICATION is what matters.
If there’s any obstruction to the verification process—take them out, fast and clean.
“The U.S. Nuclear Base Hidden Under Greenland’s Ice for Decades” (WSJ)
My super-secret source Deep Tonsils called in from a public phone in a dive bar on Pittsburgh’s Carson Street
“Yeah, I know about it,” growls DT. “Big Mac wants to convert the base into a resort hotel with a casino that’ll glow in the dark.”
“Big Mac?”
“You know who I’m talking about. Deep State codename.”
“More propaganda?” I ask.
He hung up on me.
“Ellen DeGeneres Takes $30 Million L.A. Home Off the Market—After Listing It Amid Move to U.K.” (Realtor.com)
Uh-oh. Does this mean… she’s… coming… back…?
And finally…
“Handshake power play? Turkey's Erdogan grabs Macron's finger mid-talk” (India Today)
What a week—whew!
…and so should you.