POLITICAL JOKES FROM POLAND
The World's Best Anti-Russian Jokes
“Have you heard the news? Pravda is going to hold a competition for best political joke.”
“What’s the first prize?”
“Twenty years.”
On Election Day, each person is handed a sealed envelope and instructed to drop it into the ballot box.
One woman starts to open the envelope.
“Why are you doing that?” demands an election official.
“I want to see what’s inside,” replies the woman.
“You can’t do that!” screams the official. “It’s a secret ballot!”
What is a quartet?
The Soviet Symphony Orchestra returning from a tour in the West.