REAL ANSWERS TO COMMON QUESTIONS

The Wine Valley Vibe: That Friday Feeling

Question: Do you think…?

Answer: Wouldn’t matter, don’t believe everything I (or you) think.

Question: What’s so funny?

With the right perspective (a highly developed sense of humor), just about everything, given the absurdity and irony of life. If you don’t see it, you’re missing out because laughter is truly the best medicine/therapy of all.

Question: What’s the weather like?

Answer: “Conversation about the weather,” said Oscar Wilde, “is the last refuge of the unimaginative.”

Question:. Will you answer the question?

Answer:  You haven’t been paying attention —it doesn’t matter!

Question: Okay, then, do you think it’s going to rain?

Answer:  I hope so. Nothing like negative ions to clear the air, relieve stress, increase the flow of oxygen to the brain and heighten serotonin levels resulting in a boost of mental energy and upbeat mood. Negative ions also enhance skin hydration and neutralize hair frizz.

Question: Who cares?

Answer: No one.

Question: How are you sleeping?

In total darkness and total silence—and fresh cool air from a wide-open window.

The reason Finland is voted happiest country in the world: Finns are the world’s best sleepers, eight-and-a-half hours nightly.

Question:  What’s the answer?

Answer: Yes. 

And: Walk don’t run.

Smile a lot. (It’s contagious.)

Also: Adopt a dog.

Question: What is the meaning of life?

Answer: To awaken, through self-evolution, to our consciousness while accepting the mysteries we are too limited to understand; to connect with the natural world around us and live fully in the moment while showing gratitude—and basking in the bliss that most assuredly results. 

And this: Live every day like it is your birthday and all your favorite holidays rolled into one.

Question: The best answer to just about everything else?

Answer: Maybe, maybe not.

That wraps up 101 real answers to common questions.

Hopefully, it made you feel something like…