This pot of cacti was on display outside Vons (now Pavilions) Montecito for several weeks until I ultimately caved and realized it represents the perfect Three Prick Award.
Our “Three Pricks” for this month are doddering old fool Joe Biden (for refusing Secret Service protection for his Democratic presidential campaign rival, Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.), goofy Gavin Gruesome (for supporting a bill that mandates courts to remove children from the custody of parents who object to their children having transgender surgeries), and Mad Vlad Putin (for imprisoning and murdering his political enemies in addition to waging a barbaric war on Ukraine’s civilian population).
Readers, please feel welcome to nominate contenders for October’s Three Prick Awards.
AMEN!!!